SHREK APPROVES THIS JOB (BUT ONLY IF IT'S REMOTE)

Listen up, you glamorous ogre-wannabes! If you're looking for a gig that'll make your ears perk up more than a three-legged race, then pay attention. Shrek here has the inside scoop on what kind of jobs are tolerated in his swamp, but there's a catch: it better be remote! He's got his routine, his mud baths, and he doesn't want to deal with any pus